A fiery lawyer shredded the Rivers State House of Assembly's impeachment notice against Governor Siminalayi Fubara, spotlighting a laughable slip-up where officials hailed the male gov as "Madam" in official service.
The wild gaffe undermines the entire process, fueling Fubara loyalists' cries of incompetence amid Wike-fueled chaos gripping the oil state.
Legal eagle picked apart the notice's botched delivery, insisting personal handoff to Fubara skips middlemen – no subs, no emails, straight drop. "They addressed him as 'Madam' – clerical error kills legitimacy," the counsel blasted, echoing Section 188 rules demanding flawless execution or instant void. Assembly's Enemi George swore Speaker Amaewhule served it clean, but this flub hands Fubara's team Supreme Court ammo to nuke the probe.
Lawmakers hit Fubara with demo of Assembly pocong, budget dodges, fund freezes, and court snubs via 26 sigs, while Deputy Ngozi Odu ate reckless spend raps. Process rolled Thursday under Major Jack's read-out, but Fubara camp screams Wike puppets bypassing due process for godfather payback. Elders and APC faction begged halt, warning Rivers implodes sans Tinubu referee.
Port Harcourt buzzes as impeachment train chugs despite court whispers and Tinubu peace pleas, with netizens memeing the "Madam" flop into viral gold. Fubara eyes Aso Rock sit-down from France, betting presidential muscle crushes the uprising before 2026 budget paralysis hits oil cash. Assembly vows full steam, but this glitch spotlights sloppiness threatening Naija's wildest state showdown.